- KFC has been selling vat-grown chicken-equivalent since receiving alien technology from the Air Force cooks at Area 51.
- Far too many people know that KFC changed its name because they don't serve "Chicken" any more.
- Health concerns are driving down the sales of Fried foods.
- KFC is in a potential death spiral.
We simply don't comment on mere suspicions, but this one is too obvious to ignore: the new CCO is apparnetly named A. Person, and is to be featured in training videos and possibly in television commercials as well.
Our guess - customers and employees will feel better if A. Person has told them that it's chicken and that it's been cooked in a real and / or healthy manner.
Stay tuned for further developments.
Posted by Listener 43