They're even willing to come up with technology to make sure they won't work there, just so you won't be tempted to think for yourself.
Of course, there's no reason to believe that this is anything but the first step in yet another program to protect us from ourselves, since they're so much smarter than we are (otherwise, they wouldn't have landed those great jobs in the government and they'd have to work for a living like the rest of us instead, right?). Here's the way I see the progression:
- No cell phones -
they're distracting (and have managed to get us back to 1949 levels of traffic fatalities).
- No coffee -
it's distracting to drink, and spilling it in our laps could burn us. (Food will go at the same time, no doubt.)
- No radio -
unlike a conversation, you can't tell the radio to wait a minute while you deal with driving, so clearly that's not to be allowed.
- No passengers in front seat -
even when you tell them to wait, they're still there, and they're distracting.
- No kids in back seat -
kids just never shut up, and they drop their stuff and want you to get it for them.
- No cars -
if there's just one person in each car, there's no environmental justification; we just can't allow them - get on the bus, bub, and live where we decide there will be service for now.
Posted by Lewis Cannon
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